It's the Heat -- Really!

Before I start this post, let me preface it by saying that it's been hot out here lately. Today, the high was only 92 degrees!

So, my mother and Tom went to church on Sunday morning. While they were gone, the light from the morning sun took its usual trek across the dining room table. Now, they've lived in this home in Anaheim Hills for over two years, and they have never seen anything like this!

They were gone about two hours, and in that time, one of the candles on the table, um... melted?... a little.

Now, the appearance of the candle, and the fact that it's blue, and how its companion remained unscathed by the heat, all ring of endless phallic jokes. To me, it kind of resembles a "before-and-after" Viagra picture. The rest, I leave to your collective imagination! Feel free to post your joke here!

On a side note, it is Independence Day today. So, please be careful out there. This is a day of celebration, not for death, destruction and mayhem. Thank you.